Watcha Thinkin'?

What do you think about American men?  Like, I know that people from the Northeast other than Pennsylvania and aspects of NY are European.  I think people in places like Wisconsin and Ohio are funky like Germany.  Same with like Minnesota.  The rest is probably more like the country, maybe upstanding country houses and not pounding pounding.  It seems that there must be people in the great West or whatever who are normal.  In Orlando, they're homey, and I mean the culture may be nothing, but there are mysteries like Ginny.  It's fun to walk by the cars.  The people are different, kinda funny.  I mean, I haven't done much.